Movie Star Dog Quotes

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Great quotes made by movie-star dogs that can be used for your creative dog and pet projects — from scrap-booking, to card making, to gift giving, to your very own website (be sure to follow any local laws).      back to main dog quote page


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Lassie looked brilliant, in part because the farm family she lived with was made up of idiots. Remember? One of them was always getting pinned under the tractor, and Lassie was always rushing back to the farmhouse to alert the other ones. She’d whimper and tug at their sleeves, and they’d always waste precious minutes saying things: “Do you think something’s wrong? Do you think she wants us to follow her? What is it, girl?” as if this had never happened before, instead of every week. What with all the time these people spent pinned under the tractor, I don’t see how they managed to grow any crops whatsoever. They probably got by on federal crop supports, which Lassie filed the applications for.  Author: Dave Barry



Oldies but goodies…


  • Rooby… Dooby… Doo!  Author: Scooby-Doo
  • I wish I knew where Mom was. Beautiful moments are meant to be shared.  Author: Snoopy
  • Buzz, Buzz!  My backend’s going to Baton Rouge!  Author: Slinky Dog, Toy Story
  • A shame, but 16 1/2 is a long life for a dog.   Author: at the death of Eddie by the dog’s trainer in Frasier
  • Dog movies nowadays are not what dog movies were 50 or even 10 years ago. For one thing, the dogs have become better actors.  Author: Benjamin Cheever
  • I’m a dog person, I’ve had dogs all my life. But you see, it’s not really a dog. It’s more like a little robot. It’s an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn’t know any of us even though we’ve done five seasons of Frasier.  Author: John Mahoney talking about Enzo the Dog, or Eddy in Frasier
  • He’s pretty cool [Carlos] for a cat. Which helps, since he’s kinda my only friend.  Author: Marmaduke
  • Well crying isn’t going to help. Now, you can sit there feeling sorry for yourself or you can eat can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food until your dog comes back, or you can go out there and find your dog.   Author: Homer Simpson
  • Why can’t we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn’t work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.  Author: Snoopy


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